Some random thoughts while skating the ultrameshwebnet.

1. Visagetome: Why do we need that many status updates, do some people really think they're so important that we need to see
   “Inhaling”,
   “Exhaling”,
   “Inhaling again. Wow, this just keeps happening LOL”.
   Yeh, makes me wish that it wouldn't keep happening, either to you, so you stop posting this shit, or to me, so I'm not subjected to it. A kitchen catcher and roll of duct tape is all it takes. You go first and I'll be right behind you. Promise.
2. Also, we don't need that many 'cute' pics of your new baby. Reality dump: there ARE no 'cute' pics of your baby, unless you are a cat. Human babies are, lets face facts, downright ugly shriveled pink wrinkled walnut bulbs with appendages (also wrinkled). The only one who considers your baby 'cute' is you. All your friends are just lying so you won't pout for the rest of the week. Note to all those friends: If you stop lying, she'll stop posting pics you need to lie about. Think about it.

That's it for now, I have to go and lose a couple more 'friends' by telling the truth about their spawn. Until next time, as always

Be safe.

TRS

Well, I'll tell ya why!

Fuck me and my damn procrastination. It's been a near eternity since I've posted anything, and there are (I think) more than a couple of good reasons that will explain this serious lapse in responsibility  (as well as get me off the hook). 

One, I'm going to be a complete and total tit and run the 'I've been really busy' excuse until it drops from sheer exhaustion. 

Two, most of the topics I find to fume about just end up getting me so fucking angry that I end up pacing back and forth, hither and yon, to and fro, and ranting at a pace impossible to translate to the written page.

Case in point: The Marvelous Mr. Harper. First, insinuating that it's about time for Canada's First Nations People to assimilate. What the FUCK?

"Hi. We're just going to give genocide a try, and if that doesn't work, we'll give taking your land a shot. There's the residential schools to use as a backup plan, and if none of those work, we'll simply imply that it's been a while, now, so why don't you just assimilate, huh?" All that's missing is a hearty "Camaaaaaaan".

Then, just in case his 'totally irresponsible fuck' image was starting to falter, we learn that, even though there are an estimated 150,000 - 300,000 homeless (and that was in '05) in Canada, along with the unemployed and countless underemployed, the fuck saw fit to spend $1,061,448 shipping his limo to India.

I blistered on for DAYS about those two topics alone, so I hope you can see why I've been remiss in my duties. Even mentioning them right now has me in line for a wicked rage-dump, so instead of getting mad, I'm just going to dribble off and vent in my favorite way - thrashing away for hours on my favorite axes (recently acquired a Washburn 'Anarchy V').

 And so, as always,

Be safe.

TRS

Ps: Going to see Marilyn Manson tonight with an old pal, I'll let you know how it went.