The following post of oxymorons is just an attempt at getting the rancid taste of vultures and mega - fuckwads out of my mouth.  Family members I can't stand, can't kill, and can't understand. They, (and a few of the decent ones) know who they are and what they've done. May you die slowly, horribly and un-noticed, you miserable, heartless pieces of shit.  Thanx.

A Partial List Of MassCool Oxymorons

Cautiously optimistic
Bigger half
Rock opera
Boneless ribs
Resident alien
White chocolate
Global village
Minor crisis
Act naturally
Defensive strike
Slumber party
Oven fried
Deafening silence
Graduate student
Educated guess
Free trade
Instant classic
Calculated risk
Wilderness management
Vegetarian meatball
Wireless cable
Detailed summary
Fresh from concentrate

It's been a year since we lost the best friend we ever had, and it still hurts. We'll never forget you, Anubis!

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Friends of Anubis

Upcoming Ceremony For Our Lost Little Brother

Tuesday, May 26 XLV A.S. will mark the 1 year anniversary of the sudden passing of the best friend Kara and I could ever hope to have. We ask those of you who knew him well, and have already been invited, to do us the honour of joining us at the seashore for a brief ceremony and memorial. Anyone wishing to say a few words or recount any stories are most welcome to do so, but even just being there in support is fine. We are sorry that it has taken so long, but that is how long it has taken us to (almost) accept and come to terms with his death. Thank you in advance to all who attend. You will receive a private message with location and details.

Ave Satanas!!!