Damn. Just time for a quick blast: almost everyone at ZombieLand in blind panic over today's visit from company president (some Texan, it seems) and myself and the other 2 people not sharing in the hysteria must be content with all the xmas shit going on - crying brats, crappy music, false goodwill and cheer, and perhaps worst of all, I, an outspoken, admitted Satanist, had to fluff and trim a couple xmas trees (plastic ones). Yeah. Me. Fuck. Guess I'll head in and see if I can't do something to bugger the presidential visit - wish me luck.


Be safe and don't fall for the bullshit,
TRS

Season's Greetings!!!

Well kids, here we are at the First of Three - October 30th, Devil's Night (called Night of the Fires in some places), a night for chaos, mayhem and just letting yourself go. Some people / groups see it as a night meant exclusively for setting fires, others choose vandalism and still others just spend the night partying their brains loose. Whichever option you choose, the most important thing to remember is that this holiday is a celebration of the changing of the seasons, and a time to eat, drink, fuck and be merry. Try not to get injured, but if you are hurt, do your best to enjoy it. And also remember - never included any person or animal in any activity they do not wish to participate in of their own free will - that's more the xtians signature piece, and although most of the rest of their stuff was originally stolen from our kind, would you really want it back after they've used it? I mean really, who knows where it's been?

As always (and now more than ever) Be safe!
Ave Satanas!!!


TRS

Have a Great All Hallows

It's almost here - HALLOWEEN!  I'm so excited, three of my nipples are tingling, which makes me think: if someone asks you to triple check something, and you want to be extra sure so you ask 2 others to help, that makes 3 people triple checking, with me so far? So three people checking three times, 3 x 3, is 9. Have you just nipple-checked? If so, isn't that sexual harassment of some kind? I'm just trying to get this straight in my head.  Anyways, all I really wanted to write for now is : This weekend is very significant and important to many of us (you know who you are) so have a productive and energy-packed Devil's Night (30th), All Hallows (31st) and Day of the Dead (Nov. 1st - not to be confused with Cinco de Mayo ) All our best to everyone in the new phase!
As always (maybe even a bit more this time) be safe!


TRS

Creepy Holidays

Thanksgiving. A very creepy holiday sacrifice to show our appreciation for stuff. Ma thinks its  cruel to kill a turkey, so Dad just lets  her kick it around the kitchen till it can't walk anymore. Ma's getting sort of odd - starting to get ideas. Like the idea she's always been very proper, never swore, couldn't say 'shit' if her mouth was full of it, but, like so many others, thinks 'Substitution Swearing' is OK. You've heard it: shit becomes shoot, fuck morphs into frick, frig, or the infinitely more offensive freak. Am I alone in my fear of future linguistic confusion? Say, for instance, the child of a chronic sub-swearer becomes a teen criminal. The cops are chasing him, and offer the traditional warning, "Stop, or I'll shoot!"
See? There'd be that confusion, possibly a nasty accompanying mental image. Problems. Or, the same kid becomes a waiter - the joint is jumping, and a customer says "Hey, I'll shoot you a 20 if you get me a good seat" 
"But sir, the seats are attached."
"What the frick seats are you on about?" 
"The washroom is over that way"
"HUH??"
Again, see the potential for confusion?
Even more damaging, the freak\ fuck sub.
"Where's Mark?"
"Oh, he's in the kitchen, just freaking! Go on in." 
"Well, who's he with?" 
"No one, go on in!"
"I don't want to see Mark whacking off in the kitchen!"
"What? Shoot, you are one fricked up dude!"
See? I guess what I'm saying is simply this: if you mean fuck, say 'fuck' and if you mean shit, say 'shit' and life will be so much easier to understand for the rest of us. Besides, when you sub, everyone knows what you really mean, so you're not fucking fooling anyone, shit-head!

As always, be safe.
TRS 

The GAT Test and Interview with Canada Post

The GAT test is multiple choice, with timed sections,  and takes about two hours to complete .  The sections include: noting whether two addresses are the same or different; math equations on adding, subtraction, division, multiplication, and a couple of fractions-without the aid of a calculator; two memory tests whereby you are given five minutes to memorize five sets of various addresses, page is turned, then you given a multiple choice questions about which set an address belongs to; and lastly you read a paragraphs about a certain topic such a health and safety memo and then answer questions to test your comprehension of the material.  Your results are calculated within twenty minutes and if you pass then you are informed about the position details and to expect a call to arrange an interview.
The interview is slated to take an hour , and you are expected to provide examples from your previous work experience on a few of the questions. The questions will vary of course, but here is an example of a typical interview: you are asked to  provide a work example where you received praise for a job well done; what would you do if you  arrived for your shift and saw that your work space was untidy (which is a potential safety hazard); to provide an example of how you handled strife amongst the members when you worked within a team; what would  you do with your time if your tasks were completed early and you had nothing left to do during your shift; and lastly what would you do if a saw a fellow employee using racial slurs against another employee. I would suggest that your curb your answers to the position attributes that were listed in the job description, or find information about how to answer common interview questions.