Part 2

Right, here's the second part  of those things I was taking a swing at:

2) "You don't have to be crazy to work here..."

   A close (and just as idiotic) relative to the "Are we having fun yet?" mouth-breathers is the guy in every workplace who gives this invaluable piece of info: "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!" I always like to ask for an example, find out exactly who it is that's crazy, and which particular affliction they suffer from. Here's a typical interaction:
DAN: "So your the new guy? Well, lemme tell ya, You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!"
ME:"Really? Explain, please. Are you one of those who finds it beneficial to function with damaged cognitive faculties?"
DAN:"Huh?"
ME: "Are you crazy, Dan? And if not you, who?"
DAN: "Umm... Oh! There's Bob! He's always saying something crazy! Hey, Bob! Come and meet the new guy!"
BOB: "Hey. Howzit goin'? What can I do ya for?"
DAN: (chuckling) "Bob, say one of those crazy things you're always saying..."
BOB: "Well,  you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!"
DAN: (laughing uncontrollably) "Classic Bob!"
ME: "Hmm. Lemme see... 23 years ago, I cut my wife's head off with an electric carving knife, and I'm still using her skull as a cereal bowl. Do I qualify?"


Odd. No one ever wants to go for drinks with me after work. Go figure, huh?


Until next time, as always, be safe,
TRS

Once again, in case you missed the point.

It may seem as though I'm repeating myself here,but I assure you I'm not. Ok, maybe a little.Maybe I'm not repeating myself in a sort of 'not repeating myself' kind of way. I have recently been personally introduced to the extremely shitty experience of having my family turn on me, while 3 non-blood very good friends have saved my life. Both sides know who you are, so you all know who can go fuck themselves and who has my love and respect until time develops something terminal and snuffs it!
As always, be safe,
TRS

Quick outside Blenz

Some friends really shine through when the shit's on. You know who you are. Thank you from the bottom of my withered, black heart!

Shot #1 of 2

OK, I'm not sure if I've gone off on the following 2 somewhere before, but, if I'm going to be honest (and I am) I'm very frustrated at this point, and I just have to swing at SOMETHING!!! so buckle up-some people might find the ride a tad rough.  
1) "Are we having fun yet?". People, please. If you need to ask that question, if you honestly don't know if you're having fun or not, then you are a certifyable idiot, and completely  undeserving of any fun you may have had, had you been able to actually tell you were having it, which  you were obviously too stupid to  do. I have heard completly retarded, beyond all hope, institutionalized sub-moronic apes say "whee! This is fun! I'm having fun!". See my point? If THEY can do it...  Maybe it's time for a reassesment to determine who, in actual fact, would derive the most benefit from an institutional experience. 

NEXT TIME:
Part 2) "You don't have to be crazy to work here..."

Adios for now, and as always, be safe!
TRS