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Employer attitudes and behaviors that need to change in BC

I was recently privy to some disturbing information from a Manager of a popular Home decoration outlet. This manager is responsible for hiring, and rather than post job opportunities for her store in newspapers or the internet she will march directly to a Immigration Employment office for potential candidates or she would actively seek a temporary foreign worker. She reasoned that Canadians would not apply for night shifts or shift work, they would either quit or turn down the opportunity, and lastly that foreign workers have the training that Canadians lack for the position and they will work for less money. Even more disturbing, she stated that English language skills was not a condition of employment because she uses a phone app to translate and communicate with her employees. I am disgusted by her hiring practises that don't favor Canadian citizens, her prejudiced beliefs about Canadians not being skilled or dependable enough to fill the positions, and I am appalled that she is a managerial position.

British Columbia should include in their Employment Standards Act that they will only hire Canadian citizens that speak the official language(s) of Canada. That Canadian employers will no longer post positions that prefers the candidate to speak a non-native language of Canada because this practise heavily discriminates against Candian citizens, and creates cultural and racial exclusivity in the workplace. Lastly, Employers will have their business licence revoked if they hire temporary foreign workers, outsource their business outside of Canada, do not pay taxes or send majority of their profits to another country, or discriminate against hiring Canadians in their workplace. Respect and preference for jobs in BC needs to be given to Canadians.

Punch in the Facebook – Apps That Need To Be Incinerated.

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Bitstrips. In case you've been living under a rock, or, like me, would rather spend your time on “FacetheotherwayBook”, chances are you've seen people using this 'brilliant' and/or 'hilarious' new application (I also hate the abbreviation – it's Dutch for ape). For those of us who don't give a fuck, or wouldn't, were it not for the fact that we now have thousands of would be Watersons cramming it down our cyberthroats, Bitstrips allows ANYBODY to create an avatar of themselves, then insert themselves into a series of pre-drawn 'humorous' situations. The user then includes their own captions, thereby completing the strip and infecting the rest of us with their off-beat, twisted take on everyday life. News flash – everyday life is fucking DULL! That's why we call it everyday life. News-ER flash – our own everyday life is dull, so yours is even … any guesses? YES! Even DULLER. More News-er flash – unless we are familiar with every single aspect of your life, we probably won't get the references you're making in your side splitting, knee slapping comic adventures. Here's an example:

Panel 1: someone's Mom, caption: “Make sure you change your socks, dear”

Panel 2: writer's avatar, caption: “I can't, one's missing”

Final Panel: Mom, caption: “I guess you'd better call Uncle Dennis, then!” The End.

See, here's the problem, the person guilty of this cartoon atrocity thinks that everyone will instantly see this as funny. However, unless the reader knows that, 35 years ago, you and Uncle Dennis had a little game wherein you would prank each other by stealing one sock from the sock drawer, filling it with choice chunks from Leo's cat box, then replacing it, not in the sock drawer, but (wait for it!)... the SHIRT drawer, then wait for the hilarity to ensue, they will not get the full benefit of the comedic payoff.

More and more of these 'Comic Strips' are turning up on my page, which means that more people I know are sniffing glue, smoking crack and eating WAY too many Gravol (washed down with a bottle of Red Devil). It saddens me. It angers me. It annoys me. It does NOT make me laugh. In fact, the only people who think its funny are the ones who wrote it, and their loved ones, who only pretend its funny so they don't make the writer cry.

Ooh, that reminds me, I gotta go call my Uncle Dennis, I just got a terrific idea for a strip...

As always, Be safe.

TRS

Dollar Store Hairdye

I tried dollar store black hair dye by De la Ritz, ColorEazy, and it worked like a charm! It didn't come with a fancy conditioner, the time was longer than most with directions to keep it in 30-45 minutes, and the bottle applicator felt like cheaper quality-it was like squeezing a flaccid penis. But no drips, no overwhelming chemical smell, no messy cleanup on the skin nor bath tub, and most importantly: it didn't fry my hair, its blacker than other dyes I've tried, soft, and it doesn't wash out like other "permanent" hair dyes. For those with thick or long hair you will need two bottles, because it doesn't provide much product. My usual favorite brand for dying my hair black is Clairol Nice and Easy Foam, I have also enjoyed success with Clairol L'Image, and permanent Nice and Easy with the supposed two-dimensional colors in black ). Clairol makes great hair colors, except their Root Touch Up which fades under a month. The hair dyes that disappoint is anything by L'Oreal, and Garnier. They wash out within three weeks despite their label of being a permanent hair dye. I didn't enjoy the price nor the color from a salon dye job, rather mousy colors I find and not as gentle as they claim for your hair. So don't be afraid to try Dollor Store black hair dye, has same ingredients as other hair dyes and it may be less damaging than fast acting dyes that work their magic in 10-25 minutes due to harsher chemicals.

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