July 13 / 14 XLV A.S.

    Right. It came and went almost as explosively as I did. The day marking my 53rd year on this wad of human - infested (and infected) dirt, rock and H20 we all call home for now shot up on me, once again without sufficiently alerting me as to it's arrival, causing me to spend my most favorite of all days high, giggling and ecstatically happy while immersed in the exciting, vibrant world of retail sales.
    The day was very neatly sandwiched between the 2 most intense (almost lethal) examples of 'Birthday Sex' I have ever experienced - MsAnthropy having decided that one session was not enough to trumpet in my big Five-Three, rather, the event must be firmly wedged between two bookends of such extraordinary sexual extremism that, had I not been aware of her feelings towards me, I would have thought to be an assassination attempt. No kidding. 53 years old and doing things in a manner that would scare the very living shit out of most normal, healthy 22 year olds. Suffice it to say that my brains and entire CNS were, quite literally, jolted. Shocked like a Death Row inmate riding the lightening. So, speeding headlong through the afterglow, along with enough endorphins to drop a 300- dollar- a -day- junkie dead in his tracks (pun intended), I ripped through my Birthday ripped, a massive malignant grin on my head, and the beginnings of a new, improved "Master Plan" thudding through the brain.
    My day went off as though I'd written the script myself, timing was perfect, and everything happened as it should, all of which means that I am writing this the day after, tingling like a fresh 9-volt battery on wet tongue, riding the tail of a thoroughly enjoyable (and deserved) amphetamine riptide.
     My point? Don't have one. C'mon, you've known me long enough to know the futility in looking for a point to most of my ramblings, so don't act so shocked. Wait. There IS a point! And the point is this: Birthday Sex, especially if performed twice (once at each end of the BD) totally fucking rocks the nuts right off that sweater-vest Aunt Enid knitted for you.

Be safe, and Adiós for now.

Unfolding Pt.1

Due to a recent unfolding of events, which I shall not re-unfold again here, as any events, plots or anything of that nature, when unfolded by my brain, tend to exhibit an attribute shared by both the 'Gas Station Road Map' and the 50 cent 'Emergency Poncho'. The particular attribute of which I speak, for anyone sheltered, isolated or just plain fucking lucky enough to have sailed through life without experiencing any Map/Poncho (and to a lesser extent, sleeping bag)interactions, is the complete and total improbability of success when attempting to re-fold the item in question so that it will fit back into it's original packaging. For reasons which the most respected members of the physics community have yet been unable to explain, this seemingly simple act of re-folding an item along it's original creases is but a fantasy, a fevered dream, and a 99.99% impossibility.
So, as far as my recent events are concerned, they will have to be content just staying right there in their packages, never to see the light of day, unless the viewing of said light is conducted in a decidedly folded state.
Now, then, although those particular events shall remain folded, packaged and all but forgotten for the rest of time, that which they inspired, or triggered, shall not. What they shall be, however, is continued, soon. Promise.

Until then, be safe and adiós for now.

Watching TV commercials about items for cats makes me so wistful to buy something for Anubis. I will miss buying him fancy cat treats and wet and dry food, toys, cat nip, even his heavy cat litter.
I loved his loud, long lasting purr, intoxicating scent, comfy naps, and countless cuddles. He was so loving and affectionate! I miss hearing his impatient tail flicks to the floor, quiet meows to get lifted up someplace too high to jump, loud meows to have the door open. Such a regal and proud cat! He liked dragging the curtain behind his tail as he entered the living room from the sliding door to make an entrance.
He was really charming,funny, and such a brat at times! The way he could scratch at his litterbox for twenty mintutes to make sure his dump was covered and have his cat litter all over the floor during the process. He liked to sit on Rob's feet, try to bully us out of our pillow by being a hat, run like a fag if the blinds shifted from a breeze, and was fascinated by the sex towel-you know the one you use to wipe after you finish fucking. teehee!
I wish I had more time with him-a lifetime to be honest. Anubis was our baby, he will be loved and missed forever

R.I.P. Anubis

 This is the most difficult thing I've had to write, and there's really no way to ease into it.

 On Wednesday, May 26, XLV, a.s., Malaise and I lost our beloved little guy. Anubis left this plane of existence suddenly and painlessly at 1:00 pm from an apparent stroke / seizure. 

  We are having him cremated so we can both carry a part of him with us, not that there isn't a part of him in every cell of our being.  The one fortunate part of this miserable bit of news is that we were all together for his last hours, at the home of my little Sister, Babs, something for which we are eternally grateful and that I simply can't see as coincidence. Malaise and I had Anu enter our lives by the workings of my Sis, and it just so happens that my cat's sister was my sister's cat. 

  I don't believe that there was ever a cat quite so loved and loving as Anubis, nor one who is so sorely missed. True to his namesake, the Egyptian God, Anubis was a Protector of Animals and a Finder of Lost Things, he protected the 2 of us, and he sure found me when I was lost.  We love you, 'Nub, and we'll see you on the other side!

 We will be holding a Ritual for Anubis when the time is right and those who knew him will be informed as to date and location. 

 This is a miserable time for Mr&MsAnthropy, so thanks to all who sent their energies our way - much needed and much appreciated!

Ave Anubis!

Rege Anubis!!

Hail Anubis!!!