A Shiny New Year

Alright, who did their duty, as per our Social Contract, and made the requisite New Years Resolutions? I did. But you must allow me to qualify a couple points: My New Year (that would be the Satanic one) isn’t until the end of April, and the resolution is the same one I’ve made every year for the past 30 or so years, so as for my side of the Social Contract, I’m pretty certain I’m looking at at least 2 breaches. Why the same resolution every year? Because its the only one I know for sure I can and will keep. What is it? To be less tolerant of idiots. See, rather than resolving to do a bunch of shit I know I’ll never follow up on, I do one thats a dead cert, and I can get on with more important things instead of moaning and pissing about ‘disappointing myself’ or ‘feeling Ive let everyone down’. Stop smoking? Don’t want to. Quit other things? Rather not. Exercise and eat healthy? HAH!!! No, I’m perfectly happy with my comfy, easily keep-able resolution, and I honestly hope your happy with your own. Unless you’re an idiot, but somehow I kind of doubt that.

As always, Be safe!
TRS

Well, this, as they say, is ‘it’, the final entry of 2011. Now we slide smoothly and gracefully into the year that has had everyone shitting their britches for the past several decades. Were the Maya right? Wrong? Actually, it does not matter one tiny bit of fuck , because here’s one absolute certainty about the Maya : They never prophesied, foretold, hinted, (or even mentioned vaguely in passing, just to make polite conversation) any apocalypse, end of days, or total destruction of life as we know it. The current Era, with its attendant calender, simply ends in order that the new one can begin. Why is that so hard to get? When the Satanic ‘Age of Fire’ began in 1966, no one kicked up such a fuss. So let’s look at this Maya thing again, shall we? Their calendar ends, and all the rest was fabricated, misquoted, and blown WAY out of proportion by histrionic doom sayers, dull-witted mouth-breather followers of von Daniken, (remember ol’ Erich? Chariots of the Gods?) and those special people who, for whatever reasons, feel the overpowering need to believe that we’re on the eve of destruction. One ending, one beginning. Deal with it. They did. Now we can get back to hoping that the upcoming year works out a lot better than those two train-wrecks we call 2010 & 2011.

As always, Be safe.

TRS

My Yuletide Sentiments

Behold
The Power of the Night
Shine
That we may see the Light
Curse
The filthy hypocrites
Crawl
Into their beds at night
Ooze
From slimy depths below
Scream
Into their frozen brains.
Work thy wretched wrath,
Remove all obstacles from our path.
I command that these things of which I speak
Shall come to be.
You've sealed your Doom,
Your time has come,
YHVH!
So It Is Done!

Ave Satanas!!! 

Annoyed again - Fucking xtians.

Well, kiddies, once again I have survived the cash driven whirlwind that yet another perfectly innocent Pagan holiday has been turned into. Those miserable xtians saw Saturnalia,(a celebration of the birth day, not of the limpid christ, but of the Pagan Sun God - "Sol Invictus" or "Mithras") as a way to add to their ranks while simultaneously assimilating the local peoples and beliefs. They got themselves a ready-made holiday by doing what xtians do best - stealing from others and killing whoever got in their way. This holiday has belonged to the Pagani for thousands of years (the Babylonians make references to it around 2167 Bce, others go back considerably farther than that), and I think its about time those thieving, mass-murdering arrogant self righteous sons of a miserable fucking bitch finally own up to what they've done. Not just Yule, but EVERYTHING - I'm calling for complete and total accountability for every crime, every atrocity,every attempted genocide, every rape, every sacrifice, EVERYFUCKINGTHING ever done in the name of their god. But not one of the smarmy bastards will even admit that wrongs have been done - they are either blinded by their faith in god and bible, for the least intelligent ones, or, for the ever so slightly more intelligent few,  blinded by their faith in the almighty dollar. Well, let me extend a season's wish to the truly devout, the truly blind: May you all end up on the same stick your precious savior was nailed to. And this time around, try dying for the right fucking sins - the ones you, yourselves have perpetrated on the innocent! To everyone else, Have a very festive and enjoyable Yule,  Saturnalia, or whatever you wish to call it, and as always, Be safe!

TRS 

Last thoughts cont'd

From the same crumpled paper the last entry came from, but on the other side. Where I didn't notice it before. Till now.

It's Saturday, the Day After Midnight Madness (the only real 'madness' being open till midnight), and images of last nights horrors flash-frame into my minds eye. Its 12:30 in the afternoon, and ZombieLand still looks like Ground Zero of the apocalyptic 'Final Confrontation' that all Italian Zombie films are based on and take place after. Bed & Bath is a shambles - duvets, sheets, towels all torn from their packages by ill-mannered, greedy bargain hunters. The xmas department - all but unrecognizable, bits of artificial tree strewn everywhere, like the limbs blown off the victims of a money-grubbing, red-suited corporate figurehead terrorist. There are other sights as well, sights too unspeakably terrifying to even consider right now. I hear a faint hissing from the P.A. and realize that Customer Service is now a 'No-Go' zone. These thoughts are more than I can bear, and my final impression is that of the floor, rapidly racing up to smash me right in the face as I black out...

 (To be continued?)

As always, be safe,
TRS