Well, I'd certainly like to wish everyone on the Satanic side a happy and productive Walpurgisnacht! May everything go exactly the way it should for you and yours and may you have a truly fortuitous upcoming year!!! And to kick it off right, here's something to fire off at the WL'ers, from all of me to all of you!

The rushing torrent of foul misfortune is turned back, forced back along it's own path. Like a crippled Ouroboros, spine snapped, no longer the perfect eternal circle, it eats it's own tail, devouring and forever destroying any progress or inroads it may have made. The end of this repast, however, shall not see a settling of the tab, along with the requisite empty promises to 'do this again real soon'. No, this 'last supper' will be accompanied by only a single, dull thud – the final beat of millions of hearts winding down upon the realization that their entire lives were spent on the receiving end of the biggest scam in human history. And, as one final slap in the face, I'd like them to know that it is precisely that beat that my kind will be dancing to!!!

Ave Satanas,

Rege Satanas,

Hail Satan!!!

And, as always, Be safe!