The following post of oxymorons is just an attempt at getting the rancid taste of vultures and mega - fuckwads out of my mouth.  Family members I can't stand, can't kill, and can't understand. They, (and a few of the decent ones) know who they are and what they've done. May you die slowly, horribly and un-noticed, you miserable, heartless pieces of shit.  Thanx.

A Partial List Of MassCool Oxymorons

Cautiously optimistic
Bigger half
Rock opera
Boneless ribs
Resident alien
White chocolate
Global village
Minor crisis
Act naturally
Defensive strike
Slumber party
Oven fried
Deafening silence
Graduate student
Educated guess
Free trade
Instant classic
Calculated risk
Wilderness management
Vegetarian meatball
Wireless cable
Detailed summary
Fresh from concentrate