Punch me! C'mon, I double dare ya!

A Chinese Satanic Jew, a Female Agnostic Muslim leader, and a heterosexual catholic priest walk into a bar...

   That's all I've got right now, but I think that with a good punchline, this has the potential to go down in history as the funniest joke ever written. So come on, people! Punch me and we'll make Comedic history!        

   And while you're at it, think up some uses for my favorite new phrase and we'll see if we can get it into everyday speech. I'm very pleased with this tiny bit of Dark Prose: "it made a sound like a sack full of babies being beaten with a claw hammer.." Evocative, no?

Until later, as always, be safe and Adiós for now.

TRS