Alright, who did their duty, as per our Social Contract, and made the requisite New Years Resolutions? I did. But you must allow me to qualify a couple points: My New Year (that would be the Satanic one) isn’t until the end of April, and the resolution is the same one I’ve made every year for the past 30 or so years, so as for my side of the Social Contract, I’m pretty certain I’m looking at at least 2 breaches. Why the same resolution every year? Because its the only one I know for sure I can and will keep. What is it? To be less tolerant of idiots. See, rather than resolving to do a bunch of shit I know I’ll never follow up on, I do one thats a dead cert, and I can get on with more important things instead of moaning and pissing about ‘disappointing myself’ or ‘feeling Ive let everyone down’. Stop smoking? Don’t want to. Quit other things? Rather not. Exercise and eat healthy? HAH!!! No, I’m perfectly happy with my comfy, easily keep-able resolution, and I honestly hope your happy with your own. Unless you’re an idiot, but somehow I kind of doubt that.
As always, Be safe!
TRS
As always, Be safe!
TRS
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Thatis a good start to New Years resolutions..but I think you could add giving your girlfriend more sex that she can handle..and gifts! teehee!
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