Some random thoughts while skating the ultrameshwebnet.

1. Visagetome: Why do we need that many status updates, do some people really think they're so important that we need to see
   “Inhaling”,
   “Exhaling”,
   “Inhaling again. Wow, this just keeps happening LOL”.
   Yeh, makes me wish that it wouldn't keep happening, either to you, so you stop posting this shit, or to me, so I'm not subjected to it. A kitchen catcher and roll of duct tape is all it takes. You go first and I'll be right behind you. Promise.
2. Also, we don't need that many 'cute' pics of your new baby. Reality dump: there ARE no 'cute' pics of your baby, unless you are a cat. Human babies are, lets face facts, downright ugly shriveled pink wrinkled walnut bulbs with appendages (also wrinkled). The only one who considers your baby 'cute' is you. All your friends are just lying so you won't pout for the rest of the week. Note to all those friends: If you stop lying, she'll stop posting pics you need to lie about. Think about it.

That's it for now, I have to go and lose a couple more 'friends' by telling the truth about their spawn. Until next time, as always

Be safe.

TRS